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Friday, March 25th, 2016

If you call to mind the intro to my last post, you’ve deduced I indeed submerged once again into the land of Agent queries, bless my heart. But you were always on my mind, so I’m back to share with you the sports intrigue bits of late-ish.

Let us talk baseball, cycling, and ladies (oh yeah.)

#MYHERO: One of the more exciting events this time of year is Spring Training baseball. By exciting, I mean if you’ve been sitting indoors with an epic case of cabin fever, binge watching Mr. Robot, bundled in your coziest of throws and sipping hot cocoa because it’s too bone-chill cold and overcast (lookin’ at you, Colorado), the idea of tanning under the Arizona sun sipping a frosty microbrew and watching a slow baseball game with a slew of folks similarly chillaxing is h-e-a-v-e-n. And that’s exciting.

My hero for this year’s pre-season is KC Royals manager Ned Yost. Unwilling to allow a tragic history repeat, Yost prevented the mass murder of a priceless community of bees. He stalled the process, allowing for a retired bee keeper who noticed the distraction to emerge from the stands and, well, save the world in a way. Asked about his heroic deed, Yost said in a tone worthy of the superhero to bees he is, “There aren’t enough bees in the world, boys. We can’t be exterminating them.”

#KCROYALS: If you catch Royals pitcher Edinson Volquez in action at one of the few remaining Spring Training games or during the regular season, give a moment of silence for this heart-wrenching factor from the Royals’ 2015 championship game:

The final game featured a stunning extra-innings turnaround. It started as a pitchers’ duel: the Mets’ Matt Harvey against Kansas City’s Edinson Volquez. Volquez was back on the mound just a few days after a personal loss. His father died before Volquez started Game 1… and his family requested that Volquez not be told before he pitched; this weekend, he returned to his team after attending the funeral. And Volquez pitched strong. Through the first five innings, he allowed only a single hit.

#XMASINAPRIL: The pro cycling season is well underway, so I present to you this teaser of a 2016 Tour de France Preview. The first part is pretty cool and the last minute ain’t bad, either. Everything in between is relevant if you know France well or are a pro cyclist.

I’ll continue with the whirlwind life of Peter Sagan. In 2015 he got married, did this interview, and in July, earned the green jersey a fourth consecutive year in the Tour de France. In September, he became World Champion in men’s road racing and for Christmas, filmed this commercial. Boomin’!

If you have a problem hearing about Sagan, you have a problem with yourself. He makes me happy. He makes retired pro old school enforcer-type cyclist turned commentator Bob Roll happy. Roll says of Sagan:

It’s hard to understand where the bicycle leaves off and the man begins…. It’s beautiful to watch him ride his bike – the way he races his bike – how fluid he is, how much power he has, and his tactical nuance. This is a great bike racer and it’s been a real pleasure to watch him ride.

#LIVE2RUN: Props to 43-year-old Markelle Taylor of San Quentin – yes, that San Quentin – for crossing the line first in its annual marathon, according to this article in the March 2016 issue of GQ. After subtracting a minute and 20 seconds for an emergency drill alarm, during which runners are required to sit down and wait, Taylor completed the 26.2 miles in 3:16:00. And that’s on a prison diet.

#HEYLADIES: In an inspiring combination of women and cycling, Afghanistan’s National Women’s Cycling Team has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

In an appealing combination of women and baseball, Jessica Mendoza was the first female MLB analyst to call a Major League playoff game: Yankees vs. Astros last season.

TIMBITS: Recently retired Peyton Manning was the oldest quarterback to compete in the Super Bowl. If you’re the sort who refuses to pay attention to the NFL, he won it. And it was SB50, so that’s kinda cool. Cheers, my old friend.

2015 Tour de France winner Chris Froome showed up for media sessions after certain stages wearing a nose ring. Linda Villumsen, winner of the UCI Road World Championships, Women’s Individual Time Trial in Virginia in September, wore one as well. In addition to adding a little race kit bling, it’s touted to increase airflow by 38 percent.

August 5 marks the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio. That’s four months to get the pesky Zika mosquito epidemic under control. Garlic, my friends. Eat lots and lots of garlic. At the very least, you’ll knock out the competition with your breath.